This is what happens when I get bored. Here's a remake of "Like a Virgin". I call it "Like a Zombie". I already know it's terrible. I was bored.
I made it through the gunfire
At the local zoo
Munched on a panda
Then a kangaroo
I limped with one crooked leg
I was starting to lose that too
That was when I saw
That was when I saw
The gun and you
Like a zombie
Shot for the very first time
Like a zombie
Your juicey flesh
Will be mine
I just kept comin' atcha
My clothes were smelly, and very old
That was when another
That was when another
Bullet shook my bones
You'll be fine, let me dine
You'll live on 'til the end of time
Cause you sent metal
Cause you sent metal
Into my hide
Like a zombie
Like a zombie
Rots away inside
You're so tasty, smell so yummy, get in my tummy
You'll live on forever
You're family's next, I decide
