March 6, 2012 10:00:49 PM EST
but of course. i actually was a bartender for like, a month. i'm friends with the owner & he knew i was in a tight spot. then my aunt lost her sh*t & now i take care of her. it sucks because she suffers stress induced religious psychoses, she is very close minded, & we don't get along for more than a week without a major blowout. but i'm patient. her shrink says she'll be able to live alone in about 10 to 13 months. if she ain't better in that time frame, i'm getting the hell outta here. hell, even if she does. but especially if she don't. how about that rum. on the rocks?