February 26, 2012 5:42:18 PM EST
"Koty." greg lays on the couch. "& that's an abusive dipshit. he beats my mother, so i frequently kick his ass." to demonstrate, i jump at him & he falls off the couch & whimpers. "it's pathetic really. he hits people who won't fight back, but he simply won't stick up for himself when there's any chance he'll lose." we proceed to my room. i pull out papers, a pipe, a bong, & a hookah. "what's your weapon of choice?"