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World at War, Again!

John Lloyd
- 2470 posts
June 13, 2012 8:40:08 PM EDT

((yes. a platoon is about 15 men. so you 5 and 10 humans are in this barracks, yes it is small but it is what happens when most people have already signed up when the chinese first came, so most of there people are 18 or 17 and lied and said they were 18))

"Umm" the soldier says "brother is in the navy so i joined up"
other soilders whisper to each other looking at the anthros
Crimson X
- 1397 posts
June 13, 2012 8:41:49 PM EDT

((Uh, no John, I don't spend my time staring at a dog penis all day, And I think you meant a sort of foreskin... Speaking of which, I don't care to know the size of your knot. My own character... well, let's just say I never developed anything like that for any of my characters. Why can't we just be anthros like fursuits, without the genitalia nonsense?! I DESPISE SEX PERVERSION AKA MOST EVERYTHING SEXUAL IN TODAY'S WORLD. Rage session has ended...))
Feldwebel Sebastian "Steinbock" Krautz
- 1537 posts
June 13, 2012 8:43:24 PM EDT

((Errrrrrrrrr.... I shall apologize for John and me, for we were born that way, Sir. :d Not our fault we have the doohickys and kajigers...))
Crimson X
- 1397 posts
June 13, 2012 8:43:50 PM EDT

((And now I'm in stitches with laughter... dangnabit))
John Lloyd
- 2470 posts
June 13, 2012 8:46:16 PM EDT

((well sorry for having a dog))

Then Drill Stg. Walker burst in the door and the Marines snapped to antention. the drill Sargent walked and looked at them all
Crimson X
- 1397 posts
June 13, 2012 8:48:49 PM EDT

((I'm not saying I or he don't, which is why the least you'll ever find Crimson wearing a pair of black jeans. I just don't like all the perversion in today's culture, though sometimes it's quite funny. Can you not tell I said the one post in Jest? Who in their right mind would stare at a dog's penis, granted it wasn't some ridiculous yiff pic?
I do know what it looks like, unfortunately, I was just giving you guys a hard time: TROLOLOL.))
Feldwebel Sebastian "Steinbock" Krautz
- 1537 posts
June 13, 2012 8:50:26 PM EDT

((HEY! I can stare at my slam dam lam sham doobily all I want! ))

The team stay seated, all of them watching the Drill Sergeant walk by the recruits.

This post was edited by Feldwebel Sebastian "Steinbock" Krautz at June 13, 2012 8:51:22 PM EDT
John Lloyd
- 2470 posts
June 13, 2012 8:53:26 PM EDT

The drill sargent looks at the anthros "when ever a walk in you will stand at atention. do i make myself clear maggots"
Feldwebel Sebastian "Steinbock" Krautz
- 1537 posts
June 13, 2012 9:11:46 PM EDT

Luv: Yeah, if you didn't speak nag and if I was an insect.
M: *stands up and at attention, Adlaja and Rhodes doing the same.
((OH! It's Maximus, Crimson. ))
Crimson X
- 1397 posts
June 13, 2012 9:18:10 PM EDT

((Oh, thanks,
And:
Yes, but wouldn't you rather stare at my doobily? Or did you forget? Foxes are canines too :P
Of course, there's always the chance that there's nothing there...))
*The frog watches, then whispers to Luventius, still cloaked.*
Attention, stand at, fool.
John Lloyd
- 2470 posts
June 13, 2012 9:35:53 PM EDT

((dont get a temper with me. you know how drill sargents are. ever see Full Metal Jacket))

The Drill sargent paces up and down the barracks "In the begining was God - all eles was darkness. So God created the heavens and the Earth. He divided the Earth between land and sea. and these He filled with many assorted creatures. The dark slimy creatures of the ocean. God called sailors...and he dressed them accordingly. the Flighty creatures of the air He called airman. and these He clothed in uniforms that were ruffled and fowl. The lower creatures of the land. God called soilders and He gave them trousers to short and covers to long and pockets to warm there hands. As as you all know on the 7th day God rested. But at 0500 hours on the 8th day God looked down on the Earth and was not happy" He gets in Luvs face "GOD was NOT HAPPY. so He thought about His labors. and in His infinite wisdom. God created a divine creature. In this he called a Marine. And these Marines whom God created in his own image where to be of the air, the land, and the sea. And in these he gave fighting uniforms so that they could wage war against the forces of evil. And He gave them evening and dress uniformes so they might score with the ladies on saturday night. And at the end of the 8th day God looked down at the earth and saw everything was good, but was God happy. No. because in the course of His labors He had forgotten one thing. He did not have a Marine uniform. But he thought about it and satisfied Himself with know, well...not everyone can be a Marine. That puts me one step above God, because I am a Marine. Remember that and we will get along just fine.
Feldwebel Sebastian "Steinbock" Krautz
- 1537 posts
June 13, 2012 9:42:37 PM EDT

((Yes I have. Not one of my favorites...but that Sergeant is my type of guy. ^.^ And John....I shall remember that speech always. XD))
Luv: *takes the warning of the odd voice and stands at attention, Julius also taking the advice*
John Lloyd
- 2470 posts
June 13, 2012 9:47:29 PM EDT

((thanks. glad you liked it, now time to steal some stuff))

"there will be no discrimation here. to me you are all equally worthless, you are the lowest form of life on earth, but i will make you into Marines. now i want you all outside in you gear in 5 minutes" He walks outside

"what a hard ass" said one of the recuites
"i am starting to believe he really is God"
"just do what he says and you'll do fine Jimmy"
Feldwebel Sebastian "Steinbock" Krautz
- 1537 posts
June 13, 2012 9:53:44 PM EDT

((You shall anger the great Corporation if you do not TM...... Oh, and what kind of gear? :| ))
J: Seems like my kind of guy.
A: Keep saying that till I become Squad Leader.
J: Like that'll ever happen. *walks out of the tent*
Rh: I apologize if I my stature fails to keep up or runs ahead of the group.
Luv: You'll do fine. Just great to see you're not brainless, either.
Rh: I assure you that I am no fool, sir. *steps out, Maximus follows behind, and with me the last to exit*
John Lloyd
- 2470 posts
June 13, 2012 9:59:02 PM EDT

((at the footlocker you will find you new uniform and a unloaded M14))

On puts on his Boots "well we all have on thing in common, we where all stupid to sign up for the marines"
"shout you mouth Cobber, some of us want to be here"
"will you all stop bitching"
Feldwebel Sebastian "Steinbock" Krautz
- 1537 posts
June 13, 2012 10:33:19 PM EDT

((Das it? HHHokay. Assuming everyone took their M14...))
J: I never knew that humans complained so much....
M: That I might be able to agree on...
A: Both of you, shut up.
Rh: With respect, friends, how are you able to use an object like this? *tries to put index finger through trigger guard* It looks rather fragile.
Luv: Don't worry about it. I'm sure they'll set you up with something heavy when this stupidity is over.
John Lloyd
- 2470 posts
June 13, 2012 10:36:55 PM EDT

The recuits walk outside and fall into 5 lines of 3.
"we will be going to the course. all i want to see are asses and elbows" Drill Stg. Walker, a man in his late 40's starts the run "fall out Marines" he yells back.
sentiao smittypanther
- 159 posts
June 13, 2012 10:38:22 PM EDT

sen:i have returned
John Lloyd
- 2470 posts
June 13, 2012 10:39:19 PM EDT

((ok...umm...what to do with you? what to do with you?))
sentiao smittypanther
- 159 posts
June 13, 2012 10:41:10 PM EDT

{i dunno}
John Lloyd
- 2470 posts
June 13, 2012 10:42:30 PM EDT

((luv. any ideas?))
Feldwebel Sebastian "Steinbock" Krautz
- 1537 posts
June 13, 2012 10:51:21 PM EDT

(( Isnt the company that my squad is in also have anthro trainees?))
John Lloyd
- 2470 posts
June 13, 2012 10:52:40 PM EDT

((your in Dog comapny. there are anthros in Fox and How company as well. and fall out marine))
sentiao smittypanther
- 159 posts
June 13, 2012 10:53:57 PM EDT

[hrmmm...so any ideas]
Crimson X
- 1397 posts
June 13, 2012 10:54:27 PM EDT

((I do not remember you well enough. Remind us?))
*The frog sneaks past Rhodes, dropping an oversized .357 magnum look-alike, but is instead a .50 (14.7mm or so) cal pistol that fires Modified Rifle rounds. Also, instead of having 6 rounds, it has 8. (Don't worry about ammo, they should have a supply.)*
This'll suit you better. *whispers.*