I don't remember anything you do bout thosse crazy "experiments." Maybe you've just gone crazy, being out here and all. I have nothing unlike everyone else here. I'm something humans would call "normal", to an extent. I can read, speak, and write Latin, I have a fortified endurance, though that's just me being cocky. And the increased perception is all from my feral parents. How a jackal and puma mated: I haven't the slightest clue. They are both in different continents, is all I know.
...Where are you from anyways, General? How'd you get all the way out here when you could have had it WAY better with the humans. A bit of forced labor / slavery, but nice food and a warm bed, at least. I am just bewildered and mildly upet at the topic....let's just non cogitare de, alright? Gah..I meant "not think about it."
*pulls out a cigarette pack from a leg pouch, offering you one* ....Tu similis? *growls slightly* Would you like one?
(damn Crimson, we are raping this thread :P )