March 15, 2012 12:11:28 PM EDT
"it took me a minute to figure it out too. i guess i drank myself to death, because when i stabbed myself i didn't die like i should have. i'm assuming that all this blurry shit is because we're in an alternate plane of existence. also, because i'm not feeling any immense happiness or any more anguish than i felt when i was alive, i'd have to assume that this is purgatory."