March 15, 2012 5:50:44 PM EDT
"okay..pony blew me off..turns out he was more into stallions if you get my drift. so i see this lizard at the bar seems pretty lonely not drinking much just some sort of rum and coke looking drink. I slip up to him and whisper in his ear like. "why dont you come with me i can make you smile" and that worked like a charm so he brings me back to his hotel room. he was shy at first but then....my gods it must be a CAS thing you boys like it rough dont you? does it turn you on hitting a girl, cause for most girls thats a turn off just gonna say. so after he busts his nut and ive cleaned up he cold cocks me...with his gun not his cock. and i woke up against the handcuffs"