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Aeros Drake
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I'm an idiot >.=.< I think I really hurt Church_The_Wolf's feelings...
Aesura Dracoheorte
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with
one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what’s your
problem?”
Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister
is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I
should be in the 3rd grade too!”
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s
office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was. The
principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If
he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back
to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to
him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: “What is 3 x 3?”
Harry: “9.”
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”
Harry: “36.”
And so it went with every question the principal thought a
3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, “I think
Harry can go to the 3rd grade.”
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, “Let me ask him some
questions.”
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have
only two of?”
Harry, after a moment: “Legs.”
Ms. Brooks: “What is in your pants that you have but I do
not have?”
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: “Pockets.”
Ms. Brooks: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
Harry: “Pants.”
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy,
oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?”
Harry: “Coconut.”
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: “Wha t goes in hard and pink then comes out soft
and sticky?”
The principal’s eyes opened really wide and before he could
stop the answer, Harry replied, “Bubble gum.”
Ms. Brooks: “What does a man do standing up, a woman does
sitting down and a dog does on three legs?”
Harry: “Shake hands.”
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: “What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’
that means a lot of heat and excitement?”
Harry: “Firetruck.”
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, “Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven
questions wrong……"
i find this lulzy X3
Valentine Blackwell
"sips some hot tea and then unfolds the Paper and reads"
What a tiresome day.
Hatiko DarkKlaw
Anyone feel like some MineCraft? Give me a server, we can play. Maybe some war? o.o
Chance Winterluck
My dad decided to be smart today. So he got drunk and went for a joyride in the rain with his new truck he just got yesterday.
He slid off the road into a telephone pole guide-wire and got stuck in the ditch. -_-
caffeine lion
listening to jumpstyle working with paintnet how is everyfur
Scourge
Does anyone know anything about fursuits?! I'm trying to make my first fursuit but I was courious if anyone had any templates or anything I could use as reference.. And I was also courious if anyone knew what was better for a head, foam or resin?
Flash Cut
If anyfur here has ever had to use a Blackberry for something,I feel bad for them.(I've had to take this phone apart and fix it about ten times now and it takes about 5 minutes to load RIM's terrible operating system.
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